yongmuney:

robertoluongo:

apparently people can make blue raspberry flavoured stuff w/o knowing what blue raspberry tastes like because of “science and shit”

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

poopflow:

*angrily closes text post half way through writing*

growlithed:

tatted

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

hungarian:

tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old

andcarrotrope:

a title I one day hope to achieve