foodnun:

If you were in a relationship with me you’d have so much fun watching me on the computer and eating

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

shirochi:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not my internet connection.

jillbojaggins:

stop telling your daughters that hair-pulling and teasing is a sign that “he likes you!”

a little boy picking on a little girl doesn’t meant that he likes her, it means he’s a little shit (⊙‿⊙✿)

rachelevation76:

sharpflatpianoforte:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

australiansanta:

why did someone choose to spell tongue like tongue like was that necessary a simple tung would do

goshdoka:

a magical girl series about cute-ass girls in cute-ass outfits tracking down gross sexist dudebros on the internet and beating the shit out of them with their cute-ass powers who’s on board

iphoneicarly:

only lesbians can see this post if u see this post u r a lesbian